.....men, very very stupid men, but a King though.
I work at a place where disability is the in-thing to do, where all the popular kids are on disability. No,no,no, not the real ones like I fallen and I can't get up.
How do I get on disability and be one of the cool kids you ask?
Here are some examples:
Fat camp (yes, I will be the only 35 year old at fat camp)
I got addicted to pixie sticks.
My work wife left me and got a better job.
They blocked youtube at work so I have to stay home.
My make believe tumor is getting in the way of my pretend work.
The toxic mold I grew at work is making me sick.
What I want to know is this:
ReplyDeleteWith how much grief they gave me when I was hurt (y'know, not able to move the left side of my body), how are people getting out with hangnails or 'stress'?
Do they have a doctor that is also their cousin?