New union......

I think even therapist need to get together to protect each other.

Who's going to come to the rescue when the crazy people come.

Thats why we need the ITU

Someone please explain

I really have no words for this....

Except, like a lot of people, adding "in bed" in the end of a fortune from a fortune cookie.  Comedy that writes itselves right?  But I don't do that of course, I have to be different.  I add "in the cavity that does not see the light of day" until I saw this.......

Rejoice, Tom Criuse, bare chested

Someone's EXCITED!!!!!!!

All the Tom Criuse worshipping, space ship waiting for the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie Holmes envying, rejoice.

All you catching reruns of Risky Business Cocktail Interview with a Vampire Eyes Wide Shut, REJOICE.

All the peeps with the tubes in your mini fridge at work,  R EJO I CE.

Your god is back, as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages. 

No time for crazy back up

Ever fake crazy to get out of work.  For the non-experience, it's harder then you think.

Things not to do include:

Walking into random walls and calling HR claiming someone is trying to kill you by moving walls in front of you.

Go fishing at work, set up a bucket in the lunch room, complete with rod and bait.

Stink like you only ate bluecheese for the last three months.

The following is the sure fire way to do so safely:

Now, it takes months to make sure everyone knows you are crazy, it's hard work.

1.  Belly chains, on the outside of your shirt.

2.  Eyes wide open, no blinking, does not matter who you are talking to, having lots of make-up helps.

3.  Ask inappropriate questions like a champ.

4.  Leave in the middle of work while telling people you are freaking freaking out.

5.  Ask random people for rides.