Ever fake crazy to get out of work. For the non-experience, it's harder then you think.
Things not to do include:
Walking into random walls and calling HR claiming someone is trying to kill you by moving walls in front of you.
Go fishing at work, set up a bucket in the lunch room, complete with rod and bait.
Stink like you only ate bluecheese for the last three months.
The following is the sure fire way to do so safely:
Now, it takes months to make sure everyone knows you are crazy, it's hard work.
1. Belly chains, on the outside of your shirt.
2. Eyes wide open, no blinking, does not matter who you are talking to, having lots of make-up helps.
3. Ask inappropriate questions like a champ.
4. Leave in the middle of work while telling people you are freaking freaking out.
5. Ask random people for rides.
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