Hi Bob, it's ok, we are all assholes too.
Welcome to Asshole Anonymous.
When our problems spin out of control and we don't know who to turn to.
Now there's help.
There are support groups out for us to deal with us being an A-holes to all that is around us.
But first, we have to look in the mirror and reconize the asshole looking back at us.
Lets look at the 12.......uh..... The 8 steps of
Asshole Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless as assholes - that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (his name is Phil, he say he's going to kick my butt if I don't believe) could restore us to non-asshole status.
3. Realize we are not a donkey with a weird name.
4. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our assholedom.
5. Made a list of all persons we had been asses to, and became willing to make amends to them all.
6. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
(Open settings like company meetings, dinner time or during a movie while screaming is a good starting point)
7. Continued to take personal ass inventory and when we are asses and promptly admitted it.
8. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all assholes and reforming asshole. (We call them the hole-less ones)
Welcome to Asshole Anonymous.
When our problems spin out of control and we don't know who to turn to.
Now there's help.
There are support groups out for us to deal with us being an A-holes to all that is around us.
But first, we have to look in the mirror and reconize the asshole looking back at us.
Lets look at the 12.......uh..... The 8 steps of
Asshole Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless as assholes - that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (his name is Phil, he say he's going to kick my butt if I don't believe) could restore us to non-asshole status.
3. Realize we are not a donkey with a weird name.
4. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our assholedom.
5. Made a list of all persons we had been asses to, and became willing to make amends to them all.
6. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
(Open settings like company meetings, dinner time or during a movie while screaming is a good starting point)
7. Continued to take personal ass inventory and when we are asses and promptly admitted it.
8. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all assholes and reforming asshole. (We call them the hole-less ones)
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